Apple Enthusiast Prints

"And, as a new employee, you are immediately entitled to participate in the company's proactive health plan."

'Yes, I did accept an apple from my third-grader, Billy Smith, but there was no quid pro quo.'

"Do you have these apples in green?"

Newton regretted dabbling in genetic modification.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Poor Mr Newton, we fell right onto his head...Hope he'll be OK...'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"Gerald Beeman? Eighteen years ago you were driving through Connecticut and threw an apple out the window. That apple landed in a field alongside I-95 and . . . well . . . I think I'm your son."

'When's the best time to pick apples?'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.'

Deer collecting apples.

Newton's more mundane brother - "That reminds me I must get some apples."

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Apples (Les Pommes)

'Okay if I keep the core? I want to plant the seeds.'

Tree Passion

'An apple a day keeps the teacher at bay.'

'Are you sure it wasn't you who ate all the forbidden apples, Adam?'

'The same thing happened yesterday. I've got it...an apple a day.'

"Well it doesn't say, son, whether it was a Winesap, a Red Delicious or a Gala."

"But Isaac - why must you always think in terms of apples?"

Roger with his Apple Mac

"Give my kid a passing grade and you could be looking at many more nice apples."

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

"But Eeeeve, it's a Honeycrisp."

'You shouldn't eat an apple a day if you want to keep me away...'

'It's OK sir, no need to worry. Your chickens aren't ill. . . just drunk from eating fallen apples. You'll still be liable to my extortionate call-out-fee though, sir!'

'I eat apples as part of my 500 a day.'

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, Doctor scared by apples,

Bad Apple.

Hunters picking apples.

'If he misses, can I have the apple?'