Apple Fanatic Pillows

Apple Kids

"Just be yourself."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Apples for sale

What the Doctor Ordered

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Apple Pie Abduction

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Large, wrinkly

Tree Passion

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Peach flirting with a banana.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'What are you eating now?'

Plum jam...

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Apricots

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."