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"An apple a day keeps the doctor away...can it be a candy apple?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Apples for sale

"Too much sugar."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Bubble gum leaves

Vegetarian Birds

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

Our visit to the flan factory.

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

'Quick! Back to the spaceship!'

'What can you get with a quarter?'

Somewhere in France

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

Easter Candy Island.