Candy Apple Lover T-Shirts

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away...can it be a candy apple?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Apples for sale

"Too much sugar."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Vegetarian Birds

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

Bubble gum leaves

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Our visit to the flan factory.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

'What can you get with a quarter?'

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Somewhere in France

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."