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"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

"Hi, welcome to the Uncanny Valley of Pancakes."

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

Eggs. Hot cake. Ernie, you eat the same stuff for breakfast every morning! He's a cereal monogamist!

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

The Fourth Little Pig

Diner.

A heart shaped cake

Tension filled the tent.

Bermuda Triangles

Punt Cake

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Layer cake

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Is that pancake ready yet?

Cake Friday!

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Panettone

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Make your resolutions achievable.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

I made you a cake!

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"