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'And that's how to make pancakes.'

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"Are you still waiting for the pancake to come down?"

Another Rookie Mistake

The Fourth Little Pig

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

You're the puff in my pastry!

Picking pastries.

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

Is that pancake ready yet?

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Baking

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

Cookery Lesson.

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

Patissier

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

"Someone has eaten our porridge, let's have pancakes."

Happy St Pancakes Day

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

Time for pancakes!

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

'Mine was stone cold.'

Come dine with me!

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"