Spinach Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm in a lot of trouble, but it's worth it. There's not enough dirt left to grow spinach.'

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

Popeye in the maternity waiting room "It's a buoy"

Finish your spinach and claim a free laptop!

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Rage.

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Love is when you watch television together.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Salt and Pepper

Sheltering in place.

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"Goal!"