Strawberry Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm collecting llama poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"Just be yourself."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Garden.

Ice Cream Dreams.

Apple Pie Abduction

An old man growing berries

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Chocolate Shop

Peach flirting with a banana.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Patissier

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

'It's caused by doing too many wrist curls, overindulging in spinach and... Excuse me. Everyone in here - stat - if you want to see an actual case of 'Popeye Syndrome'!'

William Tell

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

Lovers dressed as pears

"Mom says I'm a super fruit."

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

'Are they fresh?'

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

Shark with fish lollipops