Strawberry Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm collecting llama poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"Just be yourself."

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Garden.

An old man growing berries

Ice Cream Dreams.

Apple Pie Abduction

Peach flirting with a banana.

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Chocolate Shop

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Patissier

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

William Tell

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

"Mom says I'm a super fruit."

Lovers dressed as pears

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

'Are they fresh?'

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

Shark with fish lollipops