Strawberry Gifts

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Just be yourself."

Apples for sale

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Garden.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

An old man growing berries

Apple Pie Abduction

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

Plum jam...

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Apricots

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

"No. You turn over."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Lovers dressed as pears

"We have a favor to ask."

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

"Well, then - two apples a day."

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

"I like friut flies!"

Oh you smoothie

"Yes, it is hot in here."

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'