Strawberry Fanatic Gifts

Garden.

Ice Cream Surgeon

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

What the Doctor Ordered

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Ice Cream Dreams.

Tarzan of the Grapes.

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Chocolate Shop

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Large, wrinkly

Tree Passion

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Prepare to meet your maker."

'What are you eating now?'

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Vegetarian Birthdays.

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

Patissier

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Apricots

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

Low Hanging Fruit

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.