Strawberry Lover Gifts

'He's always trying to trick people into cheap labour.'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

I don't know much about Tennis...

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Yoghurt

"Just be yourself."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Welcome Spring.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Garden.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Vegetarian Birds

Our visit to the flan factory.

An old man growing berries

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Banana Split Personality

Peel poker.

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Full English Breakfast.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

All-Day Breakfast

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.