Berry Lovers Gifts

Summer Berries

'This job will entail some traveling...most likely Pango Pango where you'll live, eat berries and answer the phone.'

"Just be yourself."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

An old man growing berries

Banana Split Personality

Peel poker.

Baby squirrel & Berries

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

Banana Yoga

Banana Smoothie

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

'Nana!'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

Dessert

"So Bob, how is "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" working out for you?"

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

"Tia Carmen, strawberries can lessen the risk of developing complications from diabetes!"

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

'It's so nice to see Lance and Darlene back together again - they make such a lovely pear.'

'I'm collecting llama poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'Is it organic?'

'Could you recommend a fruit that works for lawyers?'

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.