Berry Forager Gifts

Baby squirrel & Berries

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

An old man growing berries

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

"I think the milk's off!"

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

"Tia Carmen, strawberries can lessen the risk of developing complications from diabetes!"

Dessert

'This job will entail some traveling...most likely Pango Pango where you'll live, eat berries and answer the phone.'

The mushroom pickers

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

"I was going to go to the other slop trough, but the music's always too loud."

Summer Berries

'Hank, I know you're new at turkey hunting, but that isn't the way you call turkeys.'

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

It's a big ask.

'Don't think its a coincidence that the chocolate is in the back and the fruits are in the front.'

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

For thousands of years desert dwellers have harvested the delicious dark red juicy fruit of the saguaro.

The search for cranberries...

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

"I can always find the olives. It's the only jar that looks back at me!"

'Today's St. Patrick's day. It'll be a good time to eat up this stuff with the green mold on it.'

"Why don't you just go to the supermarket like everybody else?"

"Leave those,dear - I bought some at the supermarket."

''Boysenberry?!' ARH,Geezh,sorry Ma'am. I thought he said,'Poisonberry'!'

'Apart from that, how did the Autumn wild mushroom picking go?'

Fridge with sign - 'Contents may not be suitable for those with weight problems'.

'You remember earlier when kevin said there was nothing to eat.'