Berry Forager Gifts

Baby squirrel & Berries

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

An old man growing berries

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

"Tia Carmen, strawberries can lessen the risk of developing complications from diabetes!"

"I think the milk's off!"

Dessert

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

It's kind of a cross between hunting and gathering --- I calling it "taxing."

'This job will entail some traveling...most likely Pango Pango where you'll live, eat berries and answer the phone.'

The mushroom pickers

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

"I was going to go to the other slop trough, but the music's always too loud."

Summer Berries

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

'Hank, I know you're new at turkey hunting, but that isn't the way you call turkeys.'

It's a big ask.

'Don't think its a coincidence that the chocolate is in the back and the fruits are in the front.'

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

"I can always find the olives. It's the only jar that looks back at me!"

For thousands of years desert dwellers have harvested the delicious dark red juicy fruit of the saguaro.

"Ever wonder if these are loaded with antioxidants?"

The search for cranberries...

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'Today's St. Patrick's day. It'll be a good time to eat up this stuff with the green mold on it.'

"Leave those,dear - I bought some at the supermarket."

"Why don't you just go to the supermarket like everybody else?"

''Boysenberry?!' ARH,Geezh,sorry Ma'am. I thought he said,'Poisonberry'!'

Dingle Berries - U Pick.

'Apart from that, how did the Autumn wild mushroom picking go?'

'You remember earlier when kevin said there was nothing to eat.'