Forest Foragers Gifts

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

God's Subcontractors

"Trail mix?"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

The discovery of asparagus.

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Baby squirrel & Berries

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Tree Funeral

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Bottletrees.

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

You're a workaholic, Jan.

Camping with Mr. Thorough

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.