Foraging Enthusiast Gifts

The mushroom pickers

'Young man, don't pick these mushrooms... They are poisonous and not edible. -Well, I'm not picking them to eat them but to sell them.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Surf Casting

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing with God

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

The discovery of asparagus.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"Touché"

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Heads or tails?"

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

Baby squirrel & Berries

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

Gone Bookkeepin'

Fishing direction sign.

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

'Catching flying fish...'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

When fish are on the feed - there is nothing quite like the suppressed excitement of tackling up...

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

A clown ice fishing through a square hole