Foraging Friend Gifts

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

The discovery of asparagus.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

Baby squirrel & Berries

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"You're famous, Angus."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

It's kind of a cross between hunting and gathering --- I calling it "taxing."

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

Black Truffles!

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

The mushroom pickers

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

'Where's your goldfish?'

It's a big ask.

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

The four basic food groups: Dry, Moist, Biscuit, Bone.

Robinia Floribunda

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

"I was going to go to the other slop trough, but the music's always too loud."

'According to this book, goldfish have a 3 second memory...'

"How about this round mouth shovel."

'Not that babysitter again! Better behave or she zaps you...'

"Isn't it time you had your bath?"

'Boy it's hot today: I'm looking forward to shearing time...'

"Don't be late - I'm making moldy meat and orange peels over coffee grinds with a side of egg shells."