Foraging Buff Gifts

The discovery of asparagus.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'Oh Hi!'

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

Baby squirrel & Berries

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

Get on with it!

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

'Researching the opossum article.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

'Just look'in'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

It's kind of a cross between hunting and gathering --- I calling it "taxing."

Vulture declines fresh food.

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

The mushroom pickers

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).