Foraging Buff Gifts

The discovery of asparagus.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'Oh Hi!'

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

Get on with it!

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

Baby squirrel & Berries

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

'Researching the opossum article.'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

'Just look'in'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

Vulture declines fresh food.

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

The mushroom pickers

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).