Foraging Fanatic Gifts

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Bears catching fish

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Alternative fielding positions

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

The discovery of asparagus.

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

A Bloody Butcher

Sunbathers.

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Been waiting long?'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'