Fetching Fanatic Gifts

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'That was fun!'

'Fetch.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Super Dog'

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

A man and his dog

Bears catching fish

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"I'm working from home today."

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

A Bloody Butcher

Alternative fielding positions

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"A little help, please."

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Super hero dog.