Fetching Fanatic Gifts

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'Fetch.'

'That was fun!'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'Super Dog'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Bears catching fish

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

A man and his dog

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"I'm working from home today."

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

A Bloody Butcher

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"A little help, please."

Alternative fielding positions

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Super hero dog.

'Been waiting long?'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.