Fetch Aficionados Gifts

"Good dog!"

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Fetch.'

'That was fun!'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

'Super Dog'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

A man and his dog

"I'm working from home today."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"A little help, please."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

Super hero dog.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Boy and his dog

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Have you tried biting him?"

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

Frizzbee statue.

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."