Fetch Fanatics Gifts

"I'll fetch a stick, a frisbee and a tennis ball, but I draw the line at dryer balls."

"You jest."

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Sir, Sparky is here for his 3:00 pm throw."

"I thought you were teaching him to fetch, not kvetch."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'That was fun!'

'Fetch.'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

A man and his dog

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Super Dog'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"I'm working from home today."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"A little help, please."

Super hero dog.

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"Have you tried biting him?"

Boy and his dog

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'Tired of fetching?'

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."