Fetch Enthusiast Gifts

'Oh alright...My gratitude blazes within me with the white hot intensity of a thousand burning suns...Now can I please have my newspaper?'

'Okay Bob, but this is the last time. . . Honestly, if that stick is so important to you, you're going to have to learn to take better care of it.'

'Not again!'

Rusty was a very smart dog.

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"He pretends to throw the stick. I pretend to chase it . Is that normal?"

I have no problem chasing a stick. I mean, as long as it's for a good cause.

"Well, you taught him to fetch our slippers."

'Made your point.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I said FETCH! Not KVETCH!"

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

"Good arm."

'Part of retrieving, Ben, is knowing when to let go!'

"If he wants that stick, why did he throw it all the way over there?"

Newspaper

Man throwing stick for dog

-'Fetch!' -'Do me a favour.'

Dog tells owner with ball thrower: 'If you can throw the ball with that thing, I can use some other mug to fetch it.'

'He's always trying to get rid of that stick. I bring it back just to torture him.'

'My Human doesn't seem to be able to make up his mind: He throws things away then asks me to fetch them...'

'Why can't I teach you to get my paper??' 'Becase that paper doesn't carry this comic strip!'

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

Dog runs after slingshot as he would a stick.

"It's like this, kid - you're best friends, you shake hands...then they demand you go fetch something!'

Dog playing fetch

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

"No, no, you're just going through the motions. Fetch like you mean it."

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"We don't get to decide when they throw the ball. Our job is to just stay ready to fetch it."

A man and his dog

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"