Foraging Fanatic T-Shirts

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Bears catching fish

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

The discovery of asparagus.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

Sunbathers.

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

A Bloody Butcher

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Alternative fielding positions

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'Been waiting long?'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Loud mouth bass.

'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'