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U-pick mushrooms, $1 a pound ...toadstools free!

Bring your own inflatable.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Surf Casting

Duck Hunt

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing with God

"Tallyho!"

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'So who needs sonar?!'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

The discovery of asparagus.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"Touché"

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Heads or tails?"

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Gone Bookkeepin'