Foraging Aficionado Mugs

U-pick mushrooms, $1 a pound ...toadstools free!

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Bring your own inflatable.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Duck Hunt

Surf Casting

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing with God

"Tallyho!"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'So who needs sonar?!'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

The discovery of asparagus.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Touché"

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

Baby squirrel & Berries

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"Heads or tails?"

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'