Fishing Aficionado Mugs

"I bought this net from the Inland Revenue. It allows big fish to swim through, yet catches the small ones."

'Wait a minute, Hank, before you start it up. Are you sure we have it on the right end of the boat?'

'It must be cool to be a dog! Because when we fish for an hour, you're actually fishing for seven.'

20th Century: Defining Events.

'This lake looked a whole lot bigger on the map.'

'What's he doing that we're not doing?'

'Don't you know any other song besides 'Singing in the Rain'?'

Carpe carp...Seize the fish.

"See? I told you it was possible to mix business with pleasure."

"He's networking again!"

Giraffe fishing.

Cats waiting for fish.

'Maybe it's a voucher to the school of our choice?'

'He earns his keep.'

'Okay, you stick to the old method Hank. But believe me, this is the future.'

Polar bear goes hunting.

Little Submarines

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'Excuse me, your fly's undone.'

'Bob forgot your birthday. He went fishing instead. So he sent you this Excuse-O-Gram. In hopes he won't end up dead.'

"You'll find trolling a lot easier with a boat."

'Stop squirming! You said that you wanted a brother!'

"Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Sam's Bait & Tackle Shop: Catch some brain food.

"What do you know about culture?"

'So who needs sonar?!'

'Oh, come now - you don't think it would be as easy as that, do you?'

"By my count, that is the 27th last cast."

"Would you please scram? You're scaring the fish."

'With a 5-day week, I played some golf. With a 4-day week, I did a little fishing. With a 3-day week I tried skiing. Folks, I don't have enough energy for a 2-day week.'

Meet the Author of 'Fishing is Easy'!

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"No offense, Hank, but this parallel universe theory of yours is a little far-fetched."

"I spent six hours in the hot sun on a choppy lake. All you have to do is clean and fry a few fish."