Hunting Enthusiast Gifts

'This is Tom's second speech on how to hunt safely. Unfortunately, I missed his first speech.'

Some musicians discussing a new land purchase for hunting

French and British sportsmen shooting

'Give the nice doggie his bird, Ben.'

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

'George,I know deer season opens tomorrow but you're not going to make it.'

'He's a great field dog and is much in demand as a motivational speaker.'

Child with pinata head on the wall instead of moose head.

'I'd rather be hunting.'

"You're lucky. The last thing Ned bought like that was 'doe-in-rut' scented."

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

The Joy of Hunting

'I barely got a shot off on this big fellow.'

Captionless Game Warden has boxes on desk 'In Season' and 'Out Of Season'.

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

'Get your toys out of the living room!'

'It's from our insurance company. They say if I keep hunting with Ben they're going to raise my rates.'

'I'm a little concerned that your hobbies include hunting, fishing and interviewing.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. I

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

Man out shooting with his articled clerk

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

My retriever will go miles to bring back a duck! That sounds pretty far-fetched to me!

"Remember that time we went hunting and I accidentally shot you? Yeah, really sorry about that."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Allotment

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Fly Fishing

"It's such a lovely day!"