Home Hunting Enthusiast Gifts

"Three bedrooms, living room, dining room, and a little room to negotiate."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Pointing.

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

'They're playing house.'

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

Real estate.

"It's a nice unit, but there may be a faint odor from the last tenant..." "Yeah, enough to make you faint."

Estate Agent Office

'What do you mean you can't wait for hunting season? We're only halfway thorugh fishing season!'

'I was looking for tile floors and more closet space, let's keep looking.'

'Want a new house? Time to start groveling again.'

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

"Well, you know what they say...geo-location, geo-location, geo-location!"

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

'I told you a blowgun was a bad idea!'

"What makes you think we're dead set on a colonial?"

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

For Sale, just to find the true value.

Man in house with no roof on phone to estate agent: "Look, this house is unfinished. Please stop saying, 'It gets a lot of light'."