Hunt Enthusiast Gifts

"Turns out the biggest mistake a hunter can make is sleeping with the wife of the town's only taxidermist."

A man having difficulty staying on his horse.

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

Hunting Out of Season

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"And where have you previously moused?"

Duck Hunt

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Deer Season Open.

"Tallyho!"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

A Bloody Butcher

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

'So who needs sonar?!'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Bear Hugging Season Open

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

Pointing.