Forest Forager Gifts

Canadian Camping

'Hank, I know you're new at turkey hunting, but that isn't the way you call turkeys.'

Deforestation.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

God's Subcontractors

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Bear Hugging Season Open

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Trail mix?"

The discovery of asparagus.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'