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Canadian Camping

'Hank, I know you're new at turkey hunting, but that isn't the way you call turkeys.'

Deforestation.

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

God's Subcontractors

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Trail mix?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Bear Hugging Season Open

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

The discovery of asparagus.

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Baby squirrel & Berries

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Tree Funeral