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"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

God's Subcontractors

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

The discovery of asparagus.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Trail mix?"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

Baby squirrel & Berries

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Tree Funeral

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

Camping with Mr. Thorough

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

Bottletrees.

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.