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'Apart from that, how did the Autumn wild mushroom picking go?'

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

God's Subcontractors

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

The discovery of asparagus.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Baby squirrel & Berries

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

Tree Funeral

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Bottletrees.

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Camping with Mr. Thorough

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"We're trying to help you!"

I want to talk about the environment...

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

Rain Forest

The last tree.

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.