Foragers Prints

'Apart from that, how did the Autumn wild mushroom picking go?'

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

God's Subcontractors

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

The discovery of asparagus.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Baby squirrel & Berries

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

Tree Funeral

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

Camping with Mr. Thorough

Bottletrees.

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

You're a workaholic, Jan.

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

I want to talk about the environment...

"We're trying to help you!"

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

Rain Forest

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

The last tree.

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."