Follower Forager Prints

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

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'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

People of the Fall

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

"I think the milk's off!"

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

'I felt the earth move as well, it's the Fracking operation up the road.'

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

Vaping cigarette

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"

'Hank, I know you're new at turkey hunting, but that isn't the way you call turkeys.'

It's a big ask.

"I was going to go to the other slop trough, but the music's always too loud."

"My analysis is you're selfie obsessed!"

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

'Don't think its a coincidence that the chocolate is in the back and the fruits are in the front.'

'Say, this is interesting.'

Bobbing for Pumpkins - Innocent Fad, or Orthodontist Plot?

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

"Remember when these were all yoga centers?"