Berry Enthusiast Gifts

Picking berries

Dingle Berries - U Pick.

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

"Picking blackberries has gotten complex, hasn't it?"

Boysenberries and Girlsenberries

"What happened to you?" "I've been eating blackberry pie!"

Pick Your Own Strawberries or Pick Your Own Friends.

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

An old man growing berries

"Just be yourself."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Banana Split...

Apple Pie Abduction

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Peach flirting with a banana.

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

Baby squirrel & Berries

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"No. You turn over."

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

William Tell