Strawberry Connoisseur Gifts

'I'm collecting llama poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Garden.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

An old man growing berries

"Trail mix?"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Cake Friday!

Chocolate Shop

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

The dark side of Halloween.

Secret sweetie drawer...

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Patissier

Future Wrestler

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'