Strawberry Connoisseur Pillows

'I'm collecting llama poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Garden.

"Trail mix?"

An old man growing berries

Chocolate Shop

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Cake Friday!

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

The dark side of Halloween.

Patissier

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

Secret sweetie drawer...

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Future Wrestler

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

A Sweet Christmas Connection