Berry Enthusiast T-Shirts

Picking berries

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

Boysenberries and Girlsenberries

"What happened to you?" "I've been eating blackberry pie!"

Pick Your Own Strawberries or Pick Your Own Friends.

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

An old man growing berries

"Just be yourself."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Banana Split...

Apple Pie Abduction

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Peach flirting with a banana.

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

Baby squirrel & Berries

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"No. You turn over."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

William Tell

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Lovers dressed as pears