Cherry Lover Gifts

Maraschino, Inc.

In the beginning: Ed thought life was a bowl of cherries...

'It's not fair, how come you've got two carrots and four cherries?'

Winning cherries,

Any time is cake o'clock

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Satya Nutella

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Chocolate Shop

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

The wife whisperer.

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Cake Friday!

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

7 brownies worth of exercise.

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

'Guess how many I ATE.'