Chilli Lover Gifts

"So you've got a knife, I've been chopping chillies all day and I haven't washed my hands!"

Any time is cake o'clock

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Silence of the Chickens...

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'The Burrito King.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Cake Friday!

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

The wife whisperer.

Chocolate Shop

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'