Chilli Aficionado Gifts

"I've been pepper-sprayed so many times that I've developed a taste for hot chillis: want top try one?"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

'Getting ready for the church chili supper is bad enough without you calling it the 'Pre-Tribulation'!'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Cannibal recipes.

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

Free love

"At ease!"

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

"I feel a draft."

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

Carpe diem

"It's all down to turmeric!"

'I'm sorry, but we're looking for a seasoned veteran.'

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

"How almond milk is made"