Gourmet Chili Enthusiast Gifts

Feeding the troops chilli in biological warfare.

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Barbeque Casualty.

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"Linguini for two?"

Seasonal workers in the restaurant trade: 'Salt...pepper'.

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

"I feel a draft."

"I'm a retired doctor."

"Here's to a great post-meal nap."

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

"My compliments to Mummy!"

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

'Getting ready for the church chili supper is bad enough without you calling it the 'Pre-Tribulation'!'

Chilli

"Who do you think you're fooling, Henry, smelling the cork and tasting the wine? The only wine you ever buy comes in a box!"

Dog BBQ

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

"Dumb ass, huh! Well there's more than one way to grill a thick sausage."

Mom's House O' Chili.

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

Looks like I do dishes again.

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

Barbecue in the snow.

'It needs more barrel again, and believe me, I know - I used to be one.'

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

"Breast or wing?" (Phoenix rising from barbecue).

Restaurant scene; diners are shown kneeling in reverence at their tables.

Carnegie Deli

Publishing Co. The story of a young chef struggling to make baked goods? "Foodie and the Yeast."!