'Getting ready for the church chili supper is bad enough without you calling it the 'Pre-Tribulation'!'
Church Chili Cook-off Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for the perfect gift for the church chili cook-off enthusiast? Find fun, spirited items that chili lovers will cherish—whether it’s a witty mug, a comfy t-shirt, or a cozy pillow. Celebrate their zest for spice and community with products that are as flavorful as their favorite dish.
'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'
Church Basement Foodie
Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.
'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'
'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'
'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'
"I feel a draft."
Mom's House O' Chili.
"Just keep your eyes closed - it'll only upset you."
'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'
Chilli
"Kate, I gotta say, you make a mean chili!"
'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook - off season!'
'I knew you'd like the chili, I made it with your '45 Chateau Latour.'
"It's the new church organ."
'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'
"We've always had an open door AND an open window policy."
'Well, I told you not to have the chili...you know it gives you gas!'
Priest gets coffee from a Rev. Coffee Machine
'Hey! My Chili is Chilly!' 'I'll add some Chilies!'
Pepper's Costume
"That reminds me. The church pot luck dinner is Sunday."
"In my experience the Baptist have the best potlucks."
"Here - Orders for chili have to be put into writing."
Basketball Hoop on the Suggestion Box
"Do you believe in ghost peppers?"
'Next time, eat your chili outside!'
"We should settle this in the kitchen."
"It's so much easier dragging the kids to church in the winter."
'A bowl of chili, please.', 'Is that for business or pleasure?'
Frank & Ernie's Diner. Menu. The Chili is our Special of the Day. The stew is our Week in Review.
"Sorry about that. Lenny accidentally used jumping beans."
'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'
'Why do you always have to be so competitive?'
Church Chili Cook-off Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Church Chili Cook-off Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of spirited mugs perfect for church chili cook-off enthusiasts. From witty sayings to spicy designs, find the ideal mug to warm their hands and hearts.
Church Chili Cook-off Enthusiast Pillows
Discover our cozy pillows that bring a touch of humor and spice into their home decor. Great for lounges, kitchens, or as a gift to spice up any room.
Church Chili Cook-off Enthusiast Prints
Browse our artistic prints that highlight the joy of chili cook-offs. Perfect for decorating kitchens or giving as a spicy, humorous gift to any chili fan.
Church Chili Cook-off Enthusiast T-Shirts
Check out our fun t-shirt designs that celebration chili lovers! Comfortable, witty, and perfect for wearing to the next cook-off or casual gathering.