Cook-off Enthusiast Gifts

'Why do you always have to be so competitive?'

Domestic Goddess.

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

A Creature WAS Stirring

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

The First Steak.

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

Beauty and the Baste

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

'Getting ready for the church chili supper is bad enough without you calling it the 'Pre-Tribulation'!'

"Look at the size of this gas bill - you'll have to get rid of some of those celebrity chefs!!"

'How do you like the souffle?' - 'Great, will you give me the blueprint?'

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

"When did they add this channel?!"

'Can I start you off with a nice soup bone?'

"...and what has my culinary genius conjured up to delight my taste buds tonight?"

Swiss Kitchen

'I tried, Larry, but I guess that whole 'watched pot never boils' stuff was just a lie! Larry?'

'We need more cake shows!'

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"