Bake-off Enthusiast Gifts

'We need more cake shows!'

'The banks won't loan us money ... time for another bake sale.'

"The pastry is soggy and your filling leaves a bitter aftertaste."

Birthday Cakes

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Tension filled the tent.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Cake Friday!

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Baking

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Granny with balanced pie chart

'It's all homemade.'

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Husband bakes a pie

Caricature: Nigella Lawson

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

A Creature WAS Stirring

Instant Gratification Cafe.

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"A little under done?"

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'