Bake-off Champion Gifts

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

A Creature WAS Stirring

His Her Cakes

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

Baking

"I'm sorry madam, we're right out of Mississippi mud pie. All that's left is the Severn sludge souffle."

Cut out and keep your own Chef

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

Cake Walk.

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

'All the kings horses and all the king's men? No, I'm calling my cousin Louie, he owns a restaurant!'

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

Bake-a-thon.

Devilled Eggs

'We need more cake shows!'

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

'All our food is locally sourced.'

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

Have you seen this toaster?

'Madge, did we really need a home computer to make scrambled eggs?'

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

"Honey, the toaster is down, but it's already alerted the oven to pre-heat and broil your muffins."

"But do your mittens smell like chocolate chip cookies?"

'Hey, milk!'

You really gorge yourself on sports. THEY score and YOU take a victory lap through the kitchen.!

Parkour Breakfast