Bake-off Champ Gifts

Cut out and keep your own Chef

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

His Her Cakes

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

A Creature WAS Stirring

Baking

"I'm sorry madam, we're right out of Mississippi mud pie. All that's left is the Severn sludge souffle."

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

Cake Walk.

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

Devilled Eggs

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

Bake-a-thon.

Mary Berry

'We need more cake shows!'

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

'All our food is locally sourced.'

"But do your mittens smell like chocolate chip cookies?"

'Madge, did we really need a home computer to make scrambled eggs?'

Parkour Breakfast

Have you seen this toaster?

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

"Honey, the toaster is down, but it's already alerted the oven to pre-heat and broil your muffins."

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

'Hey, milk!'

Various snacks and drinks

"Well, make up your mind! Does it suck or is it cool?"