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Cut out and keep your own Chef

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

His Her Cakes

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

A Creature WAS Stirring

Baking

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

"I'm sorry madam, we're right out of Mississippi mud pie. All that's left is the Severn sludge souffle."

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

Cake Walk.

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

Bake-a-thon.

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

Devilled Eggs

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

'We need more cake shows!'

'All our food is locally sourced.'

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

"But do your mittens smell like chocolate chip cookies?"

Parkour Breakfast

'Hey, milk!'

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

"Honey, the toaster is down, but it's already alerted the oven to pre-heat and broil your muffins."

Various snacks and drinks

'Madge, did we really need a home computer to make scrambled eggs?'

Have you seen this toaster?

"Well, make up your mind! Does it suck or is it cool?"

'I went for a walk this morning...' - 'I ran 20 miles... uphill.' - '...and I had bran flakes for breakfast.' - 'Yeah, well I ate 19 sausages, 3 melons, and a horse.' - 'I'm going for a pee.' - 'I swear I could flood this place!!'