Bake-off Fanatic T-Shirts

Mary Berry

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Sausages.

Punt Cake

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Panettone

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

A Creature WAS Stirring

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"I'm afraid you may contain traces of nuts."

Cut out and keep your own Chef

'What are you baking?...Yay! Please can I lick the bowl?!...Nom!'

Cake Walk.

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

'These are Martha's Camp Cupcake Muffins - and I've just ordered her new apron from the prison gift shop.'

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'We need more cake shows!'

"Be careful, you don't wanna over-knead it."

'I'm afraid I have bad news for you. That sweet tooth has got to come out.'

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

"But do your mittens smell like chocolate chip cookies?"

"So we've got the cute Asian and they did the student that was the old out of shape ex military type?"

He always bring in cream cakes on his birthday

The best baker in Bath!

"Mom, do we have any more whipped cream?"

'Aw - cute!'

Dog Stripper.

Bake Shop / Crack Co-cake $10.

Library Books.