Bake-off Champion T-Shirts

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

A Creature WAS Stirring

His Her Cakes

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

Baking

'Do you want toast with that?'

"I'm sorry madam, we're right out of Mississippi mud pie. All that's left is the Severn sludge souffle."

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

Cut out and keep your own Chef

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

Cake Walk.

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'All the kings horses and all the king's men? No, I'm calling my cousin Louie, he owns a restaurant!'

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

Devilled Eggs

Bake-a-thon.

'We need more cake shows!'

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

Mary Berry

"Just keep your eyes closed - it'll only upset you."

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

'All our food is locally sourced.'

'Hey, milk!'

You really gorge yourself on sports. THEY score and YOU take a victory lap through the kitchen.!

"Honey, the toaster is down, but it's already alerted the oven to pre-heat and broil your muffins."

"But do your mittens smell like chocolate chip cookies?"

'Madge, did we really need a home computer to make scrambled eggs?'

Parkour Breakfast